My town :D

9. března 2011 v 20:59 | shitman |  shitman píše
omlouvám se za gramatické chyby, psal jsem to ve spěchu o přestávce.. :D:D

My town is very beautiful. I love it. It's named Kladno.

I live near center of the city, but everyone lives near the center, because in Kladno is everything near. If you want, you can take by bus asn in the center you are about fiveteen minutes. There isn't a lot of places where to go, but there are many shops and shopping centres. You may go to the Billa, Tesco, Kaufland, Oaza, Jih, and many and many others.


There are lot of gipsys, the most popular is Marta, named Grandma Gipsy from Kladno. She goes everywhere with her stick, and sometimes with her friend they picked out things from dust bins. If you talking to her, she screaming many and many nasty things, like "You asshole". If you named her or calling for she "Hey, Marta!" she picks up her stick and she tries to kill you. But she can't running too fast, fortunatelly. If you run away and jump into a bus, you will survive. Marta often goes by center and north part of the city. She is really popular, she has fan page on FB. She's a houmeless, and most people hate her habbit, washes her legs on bus-stops.



I like this city.
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1 ..::NaTušQa =)::..tvoje crazy SB♥.. ^__^ ..::NaTušQa =)::..tvoje crazy SB♥.. ^__^ | Web | 10. března 2011 v 18:11 | Reagovat

oh my god..:D..tak toto ma zabilo xD
to ťa ako napadlo? xD

2 Klariette Klariette | Web | 10. března 2011 v 19:25 | Reagovat

:D až moc pravdivý

3 Lůů :D Lůů :D | Web | 12. března 2011 v 7:47 | Reagovat

božééé,  ty si debííl! :D:D:D víš jak mi zlepšit náladu...:DDDD* <3

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